Friday Random Fucking Music.
of Friday Fucking Random Music.
1. Everybody Hurts from the album "iTunes Originals - R.E.M." by R.E.M. Extra-mopey version done for iTunes.
2. I'd Like That from the album "Apple Venus Volume 1" by XTC
3. Close To Me from the album "The Head On The Door" by The Cure It's all 80's!!! woo-hooo!!
4. Until The End Of The World from the album "Achtung Baby" by U2
5. Misery from the album "Joe Dirt Car [Disc 2]" by The BoDeans
6. Order of the World from the album "The Grand Pecking Order" by Oysterhead I'm sure Trey Anastasio and Les Claypool seemed like a GREAT idea when Stewart Copeland got them high enough....
7. Good Morning Judge from the album "Deceptive Bends" by 10cc nananananananananana......
8. For You Blue from the album "Let It Be" by The Beatles
9. Guest List from the album "Beautiful Freak" by Eels
10. Sunburnt from the album "Sunburnt" by The Chills
whew. As TBogg said, it' doesn't get much randomer than that, even on Satrad. All top ten artists, too, except for Oysterhead and the Chills. That's kind of weird.
Party Time Eleven: Naminanu from the album "Archive 1976 - 1992 (Disc 1)" by Genesis
oy.
My fathead's day gift is a Beer of Every-Other Month. Pack of three bottles of 4 different micro brews from all over bumfuck America. Pretty cool, actually, and probably better for me than Pinko's Monthly Artery Clog In-The-Mail.
But this package, on the beer description sheet, included an essay about tipping in bars for your beers, and basically said the rule of thumb should be a buck a beer.
Now, maybe I hang out with too many bleeding heart liberals, but, tha fuck? I mean, it's not hard to figure out that the waitron is at least due a buck on this transaction.
I'd guess when you see Republicans out drinking, is where the problem comes in. Because for Republicans, unless you're CEO of a Fortune 500 company, you're making too much anyway and your job should be done by a Third World peasant for 10% of the wage, if they could only figure out a way to wait tables from India. Besides, having the proles bring them tasty treats is simply their due, and the servants should feel fortunate to be able to serve such august personages; a handful of change is enough for their simple lives. Minimum wage for service jobs is plenty to live on, although we need an Estate Tax break so we are able to keep several million dollars more of Daddy Hilton's money when he kicks.
Sheesh. You see somebody tip less than a buck for beer, slap em in their head and pop their knee joint. They deserve to be dropped like a sack of diseased doorknobs.
Technorati Tags: noise
Tip a buck? Hell, the beer I just bought at my local dive is a buck. I start throwing down that kind of cash for tips and they'll look at me funny.
ReplyDeleteNow, Zelmo, don't get into a lather, ya frickin cheapskate. (I mean, it's not as if the waitron worked any less hard to bring you a Blatz, just cuz it's swill. But that's beside the point).
ReplyDeleteBut I explicitly said up there I was talkin about premium brews, micros, the good stuff. Not the Jaime Vega beers.
I always leave at least a dollar. In fact, that got me into trouble when I automatically went to tip a buck after buying high end cosmos. My friend was like "one dollar! that drink took like 5 minutes to make!" it was embarassing.
ReplyDeletetrue story.
Kath! Thanks for that "True Story"!
ReplyDeleteBut isn't that the tag for 3B? No matter.
Because NOW, thanks to Larry Craig, the tag line is 'wide stance'.
Well la de da, Mr. Top Shelf. And you're too good for Schlitz I suppose?
ReplyDeleteThose high falutin' beers is too spendy for me. Gimme a good cold PBR in a can and I'm happy.
I got yer satrad random right here:
ReplyDeleteEditors - An End Has A Start
Mew - Apocalypso
Ministry - All Day
Stevie Wonder - I Wish
All - #10 (Wet)
Ignition - Anger MEans
Tool - Lateralus
Silversun Pickups - Well Thought Out Twinkles
Beck - Go It Alone
Faithless - Bombs
John Williams - Imperial Attack
Blood Feathers - On A Holiday
Tell me THAT ain't random.
Life is too cheap for short beers, Zelmo.
ReplyDeleteThat is random only in the sense that you were flipping stations to get various zounds, if I understand the gig. correct me if I'm wrong.
You are correct. That's the beauty of 100+ channels, flipping is allowed. No big deal sitting at the computer. That list represents about an hour during lunch (usually includes several unwanted phone calls from clients), and is consecutive and continuous.
ReplyDeleteEff this eff that. I do believe this post has too many effs.
ReplyDeleteMy virgin eyes!
@@
___
Look! Here's the evidence:
Friday Random Fucking Music.
of Friday Fucking Random Music.
I might have to ban you.
ReplyDeleteThis ain't no effing 3Bullsies.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna ban Zelmo, and his little 'radio'.
Eff that. Do you eat with that mouth?
ReplyDeleteThe best thing about living in Michigan now is the plentiful Bell's on tap. My heaven will be filled with rivers of Oberon Summer Ale.
ReplyDelete"Close to Me" is a great Friday song.
A buck is my starting point.
ReplyDelete