Perfect Candidate

My favorite Republican Candidate has finally made it Officially Official.

Tommy is running. Run, you fat old goon. Run. Look at him:




Oh yeah, the national press is gonna eat him alive. Last I heard, there were people who were willing to talk about four, count 'em four long term dalliances he had during his tenure as Governor. Something that our local press, by the way, was perfectly willing to overlook, as 'common knowledge'.

Reporters are a clubby bunch, and the problem in getting the story while Tommy was governor was that statehouse journalists — the ones who could most easily have reported on the allegations — historically tended to be part of an old boys network; everyone was pals, and so everyone looked the other way. The rumors were a “secret” that many working reporters knew about.

read this at Pandagon.

“Tommy had an apartment in Madison before he was elected governor,” read the June 22, 1994, letter. “He kept the apartment after he was elected [to the state legislature]. Supposedly there were several women who joined him there.”

No, the pictures during his reign were always of him and his wife. Wonder how he bought her off for all that time? And where is she now?

But I think I know his stragedy:

Giuliani gets shot down over his mob ties and willingness to say anything. MC Straight McCain loses it and goes back to Baghdad to walk through the market again - this time without armor. Indeed, without clothes at all. He lasts 13.7 seconds and his skull is turned into an ashtray, which is then sold in the market.

Then, Mitt Romney gets shot in the buttocks by Cheney when trying to prove that he "does so hunt! Alla Time! Killin stuff!" At that point, a renewal of Law and Order takes the other Thompson out of the race, Brownback joins him as VP candidate, and bingo! Republican candidate 2008!

Where he gets slaughtered in a 50 state, 73-22% landslide by any Democrat that manages to stand on two legs.