Thursday, March 15, 2007

Who Killed Bobby Fuller?

The torture-inspired confessions of Khalid Mohammed have the rightists in a tizzy today. Thank pasta they have something to concentrate on besides the end of Gonzales political career, not to mention the potential of Turdblossom testifying under oath.


In particular, the knuckledragging wing of the Republican Party (their base) is particularly incensed. Not at the torture, of course; they likey them the torture.

No, what's got the Little Green Footballers all excited is that he also confessed to authoring a plot to assassinate President Carter, and these subhuman Rightards are moaning about his inability to do so. Apparently they all have a thing against Habitat for Humanity.

They are slavering in their little petty liberal killing revenge fantasies over there. All the worst of the worst in humanity is craling, oozing, and slobbering over the HTML there, looking and smelling for all the world like a festering septic tank.

Insane, bloodthirsty thugs who do not deserve the name human. They should make anyone sick.

3 comments:

  1. I know, it's like, now that we've got the guy WHO'S GUILTY OF EVERYTHING -- is the war on terra over? Finally?

    pffft.

    I didn't have time to click over to the dark side today. I should go visit Pammy and see if she's got her you know what's all in a knot.

    I also totally knew that the right would be all dejected that he didn't get Carter. They hate that guy. Hate him!

    Off to check out the dark side. Wish me luck! If you don't hear from me for awhile -- come look for me! They'll probably have me blindfolded and gagged somewhere!

    :)

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  2. Why do they hate Carter so much?

    I think it's becasue he's so much more of a success as an ex-president, and he's actually, you know, good.

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  3. Just wanted to say, thanks for using the term Rightists. I think that's a perfect description-- much better than Conservatives or even Republicans. Because many Conservatives, myself included, find LGF to be a trawling ground for trolls.

    They hate Carter because he is not ashamed to state his beliefs, and because most Liberals and Democrats adore him. I disagree with the man on many issues, but I do respect him. The work he's down with Habitat alone is sufficient to garner him respect-- at least from rational people.

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