Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Shiny Happy People

No time for blogging right now, the Work! And the Busy!

But may it just be noted that Apple has made another milestone in its implacable mission to rule the world:

New iPods. Which is good, because the 60 gig is starting to get cramped.

Pretty Nanos Pretty. Shiny.

Itty Bitty iPod bits. I love this! I'm gonna buy 'em by the six-pack! Next step: direct implants.

Movies (it should be noted that Jobs has even made the Mouse dance to his oh-so-beguiling tune) and games and photos and podcasts and music.... (music on a phone? What a crappy idea, Moto)

And a connection to that big ol HDTV you're gonna get.

Face it, could any other company pull this off? Microsoft? Laughable. Amazon? Mere commodity traders. I'm starting to kind of miss the days when every week brought another PC drone telling us that Apple was doomed. Doomed!


Apple is now officially licensed to not only mint money, but to siphon it directly from your pockets.

3 comments:

  1. Oh go listen to Poison, chuckletrousers.

    I'll take your iPod then. Ooops. that's a giveaway, isn't it?

    iPods are specifically engineered to be unable to process Poison, Winger, and Great White. And That's the way we like it

    But I like you Stuart. You're not like the other people in the trailer park.

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  2. I've just realized why I don't have Pod envy.....

    Takes too much work and effort to fill it up.

    I've been meaning to rip my CD's to my hard drive for the last 3 years now. Still hasn't happened.

    No time.

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