Sympathy for the Mekons

yeah, it's not a Rush title, is it?

well, since Tbogg and tha Editorz have ceased their anti Rush traitoriousness and emu-like bellowing, I find that we may now STAND DOWN, satisfied that we have secured a Canuckistanian victory for the forces of Northern Latitudinishisness.

Gratitude, of course, is due to Retardo who, through his timely intercessionary warnings, prevented full scale warfare THE LIKES OF WHICH THE INTERTUBES HAVE NEVER SEEN!

So, on with our lives, safe in the knowledge that they'll never try it again and when they do, we shall respond with the force of 1000 DERBYSHIRES!!!


Onward, excelsior!

I am mucho impressed by the outpouring of warnings and sympathy for the Democratic Party being issued by all factors of the Right Wing, both insane and.... well, mildly less insane, I guess.

The likes of Rush Limbaugh, the Wall Street Journal, Coki Roberts, Sean Hannity, Mr. Coulter, and Bill O'Reilly have predicted dire results for the Dems if Ned Lamont wins the primary, and worse if he is elected. They are issuing concerned warnings on a nearly non-stop basis.

It is heartwarming to see the people who, from six years to just scant weeks ago, have been decrying Democrats as destroying America, an unofficial fifth column (ooo, nostalgic cold war rhetoric makes me tingly), traitors and, of course, godless; are now oozing concern like a pustulent grandma.

Logic would suggest that the ones who harbor such hatred for the minority party would be satisfied, in fact maybe even gleeful, at the imminent destruction of their despicable foes. What accounts for the drastic reversal?

Fock if i know.

Is it possible that they have a cynical use for opposition? Without the Democrats to demonize, who would they organize their hate-fests around? What would Mr. Coulter write about, sports? How would they explain the abject failure of ALL of their goals if not blame it on Democrats?

Or maybe it's that they are upset that the Dems in CT finally tumbled to their favorit Mole Democrat, who never has a good word for fellow party members, but is always available for a little kissy face (literally AND figuratively) for His Esteemed Chimpness.

In any case, ladies, gentlemen, and Mr. Coulter; We all thank you for your concern. It touches us, really it does. I am sure it is not motivated by a deeply cynical self-interest and/or panicky desperation, regardless of what the General says. I am moved to tears, really I am. Disregard the laughter preceding the tears.