Coulter's Snatch

Yes, That's really a song title, and no, I'm not going to dwell on the screechings of this bloodthirsty harpy.

It's a song from Hamell On Trial, and it's hilarious.

Incidentally, Hamell On Trial says that he will be at Points East Pub in Milwaukee on August 22nd. I'm so there.


But mainly, I'd like to point out that notwithstanding the cliche of 'crazy radical liberals' there is NO LEFT COUNTERPART that spews the kind of hateful, murderous crap that Coulter does and gets a media platform to do it.

Nobody on the left is demeaning the victims of war and crime.

Nobody on the Left is calling for terrorist attacks on media buildings.

Nobody on the Left is calling for poisoning of judges.

And nobody - NOBODY- on the left is afforded the copious amounts of airtime for blathering and slandering like she is.

This is the face of The Modern Republican Party.



Friday Random MUsic Blurt. New meme: explain how these songs typify Conservative Principles.


1. I'm Deranged from the album “Outside” by David Bowie Bowie is a corporation, and really, what could be more conservative? Although this album is about psychotic serial killer who views the murders as art projects. Which is just weird. But not really conservative.

2. Bye Bye Love (Demo) from the album “The Cars / Deluxe Edition (Disc 2)” by The Cars

3. Crazy Crazy Angel from the album “First Band on The Moon” by Sigmund Snopek III Silent Mike has to tell me why this one is conservative.

4. Martha Polka from the album “Polka Comes To Your Haus!” by Polkacide “Ready on the left! Ready on the Right! Huh-huh-huh-huh!!” The clarinet player in this band has SKULL STUDS. Polka is a traditional music.So it must be conservative, skull studs or no.

5. Mr. Jones from the album “Should God Forget: A Retrospective (Disc 1)” by The Psychedelic Furs Mr. Jones. Dow Jones. Duh.

6. Attacked By Monsters from the album “Monsters (Reissue)” by Meat Puppets Okay, this one is pretty obvious, isn't it? It's what conservatives say whenever anybody has the temerity to oppose them. It's Number One on Newt Gingrich's Patented Quibbling Points.

7. The Wrong Way from the album “Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes” by TV On The Radio

8. Cities On Flame With Rock And Roll (Bonus Track) (Live) from the album “Tyranny And Mutation (Remaster)” by Blue Öyster Cult Very conservative. Points out the direct correlation between massive conflagrations destroying our urban centers and Rock Music. Tipper Gore and Pat Boone approved. Not that they actually care about cities, though. The preference is for Rock And Roll to set cities on fire AFTER the funding for first response fire, police, and medical services is cut.

9. The Small Print from the album “Absolution” by Muse The Small Print is a legal term, and Contract Lawyers, are by their very genetics conservative. Also, Absolution is a Catholic concept, and the Catholic Church has abandoned any pretense of representing the downtrodden or the poor, or any of that hippy shit, and has reverted to its original constituency, wealthy, greedy benefactors looking for dispensations.

10. Cinderella from the album “Gentleman's Blues” by Cracker Gentleman's Blues is like White Man's Burden. And Cinderella exemplifies the conservative female role, pining away doing menial labor, powerless, until a MAN comes to take you away from all that. And make you do menial labor, but WHILE child-rearing.

This is fun. Let's do some more.

11. Final Hurrah from the album “Suicaine Gratification” by Paul Westerberg .... I got nuthin.

12. Neglect from the album “Live At The Metro Disk Two” by Mekons

I'll be looking strong and influential
In my office clothes
But when I'm home, I stare in the mirror
When there's no one else around
And practice saying over and over
Give me ten thousand pounds
Please

asking for money, and saying Please. In an office setting, so it's properly obsequious.

13. Emphysema from the album “Daysleeper - EP” by R.E.M. From smoking. Supports products from a tobacco state. And ignores namby-pamby do-gooder health warnings, which are anti-business.

14. Yahweh from the album “How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb” by U2 Yahweh. Semitic. Neo-conservative.


There you go.