Tales of Mystery And Imagination

Clueless Bastards. Yes, the ones in the White House and the Administration.

First, they insist on believing that torture will prevent that nuculer bomb from blowing up El Paso. Sure it will! Just call Jack Bauer! Against all evidence that torturees just say whatever they think the questioners want to her, regardless of validity; as a mechanism for truth, it's not, shall we say, reliable.

Now, they leaked plans for a nuclear weapon to Iran, that included a flaw, designed to hopefully make the weapon unusable.

Hopefully, they say.

Yeah, that works. A plot device that will only work in a Bond movie. One of the bad ones.


Of course, Iran figured it out, and now have the plans, courtesy of the CIA.

Whee. NOW we're safer, yes we are.


It's like Smirky McFlightsuit and his crew of simpering chuckleheads believe that the government is actually run like you see in the movies, and that they are the first ones to think up such tricksy move.

What will it take to put the adults in charge again?