We are all aware, I'd guess, that alcohol impairs your abilities. The spoken word is especially difficult at times; a friend sent along this list of words and phrases that are hard to say when you're drunk. Try It!
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation d)Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c)Passive-aggressive disorder
d)Transubstantiate
And I can vouch for the fact that it is simply NOT Possible to say the following:
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't- no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j)I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
I know the words, but the way they are arranged just makes no sense to me.
Or "antidisestablishmentarianism".
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