Just What I Needed

this is wonderful. Via PZ Myers, (who is fast becoming one of my favorite on line reads) comes this meme:

Google (your first name) Needs, to see what tha Intranets think you need:

Temporary Costello Needs:

TC needs are not being met
TC needs to hear the response, “I will concede the point about the threat built up about Nuclear WMDs was wrong”
TC needs food, badly
TC needs assistance
TC didn't need the crutches

TC needs to open up
TC needs to do a Gospel CD
TC needs to clear his head
TC needs a new car
TC needs to get his homework done.

TC needs to show what he brings to the table
TC needs a beer.
TC needs your help!
TC needs our prayers
TC needs to cut every corner

TC needs upgrade
TC needs coffee, but unwilling to enter the apocalyptic Starbucks...
TC needs to schedule an appointment
TC needs to stop blaming God
TC needs to select a unit in an RTS or open a door in an RPG...

TC needs terms to be agreed on large donations/pledges/loans as soon as possible.

Totally. In a horoscopic kind of way, each and every one of those things absolutely applies.

Except for the Gospel CD, of course. That's just fucked up.