Our Esteemed Former Governor and Favorite Bar Tab, Tommy Thompson, has put himself at the forefront of Science!
Science!
No, he's not cloning himself. Stop shuddering.
He's having a subcutaneous chip implanted.
They say it's for medical reasons, but I think it's a GPS locator to warn whenever he gets within 200 yards of a member of the administration. They're tired of him too.
Preferably wired to electrodes in his hsorts, like that episode of Cheers.
Bzzzt!! BzzzTT! Dance, Elroy-Boy!
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