Sir, Yes Sir!

The General has penned yet another inspiring letter.

among the brilliant insights:

Take it from a man who's a ten on the manly scale of absolute gender; there's nothing wrong with hyper-masculinity. Haven't you ever been to one of those bars where all the men dress like bikers but none of them own a bike? You won't find a more masculine group of men anywhere. They all look like G Gordon Liddy and John Bolton.


As always, the General knows what is manly in the manly world, and is generous with his attention. We all should bend over and bow before his Little Soldier.


And:

The Frenchman, Goldy, doesn't seem to understand the value of drinking when it comes to political decision making. The latest phase of the Eternal War to Resubjugate Brown people was obviously planned during a 3 day frat party, and I'm pretty certain that an alcoholic blackout resulted in Our Leader's social security plan.