10 Most Harmful

We compiled a comprehensive list of the most harmful, despicable, TV shows of all time.

What? There's something similar? You thought what? Books? What kind of idiot do you think I am? (OK don't answer that)

Well, onward anyway. Obviously, due to language and familiarity, this is limited to American shows. After all, most other countries TV fare is pretty much evil by definition.


1. Spongbob Squarepants. Obviously. Because Dr. Dobson told me so.

2. The Moon Landing. The moon CANNOT be any older than the Earth: since both were made by God, any evidence provided showing it to be older than 6000 years is obviously part of the Librul Conspiracy to murder Christians and make Jesus cry.

3. CBS News. Dan Rather; Nuff said.

4. The Banana Splits. This show, obvously encouraging drug use among 3 to 7 year olds, featured Four creatures that are obviously of different species but the same gender, demonstrating how Homosexuality leads directly to interspecies bestiality. As well as dune buggies. In addition; analysis of the chord patterns and lyrics of the music featured therein indicates that the songs alternated subliminal calls for Satanism and bloody sacrifices of Kittycats (Bill Frist watched as a child! True!) with coded messages to the Communist Masters in Russia.


5. Sesame Street. Where to start? The obvious references to drug use; "sharing" (socialism), supernatural creatures (The Count, Snuffleupagass), Interspecies and interracial marriages, and of course, BERT AND ERNIE! And the so called 'educational' content! Numbers, letters, counting and arithmetic? You know where that leads? TRIGONOMETRY! And that leads to SCIENCE!!!! Yes, the same science that developed the 'Theories' of Evil-ution, gravity, thermodynamics, global warming, and CALCULUS! Is there anything MORE EVIL THAN CALCULUS??!!?! I Think NOT!!!!!.

whew. I feel better.

6. M*A*S*H. Shows war as dirty, and horrible, and something to be avoided. Which, of course it is; But that should not be shown to the American Public. Also portrays Generals and the One True Anointed President as buffoons, which is not to be allowed.

Furthermore, it has Alan Alda. Eeewwwwwww!!!!!!!

7. Dick Clark's American Bandstand. Rock and Roll, of course, has led to the widespread youthful rebellion, failure of marriages, drug use, promiscuity, questioning of authority, hearing loss, long hair, pierced ears on guys (which of course led to body piercing and tattoos. Yuck!), the election of Democrats, Satanism, body lice, bad weather, difficult math problems, acne, cancer, the increase in gas prices, and the Decline of The American Dream. And, of course, it eventually resulted in the reunion of the Eagles.

8. Star Trek. How can an American produce a show in which the United States of America is not the presiding authority? Really, the United Federation of Planets? Sounds an awful lot like the UN. And it was the United Space Ship Enterprise, not the United States Ship, which is objectively treason.

And it showed all these different races, and species, cooperating and resolving problems! Why didn't they just blow them dang Kling-oms up? Huh?

And! Captain Kirk, a white man, kissed Lt. Uhura, a Negress! Tell me that didn't open the floodgates to our Country's Problems of Today!! (of course, he's Canadian. They speak French, you know)

No wonder the thing only lasted three seasons.

9. All in The Family. Although set in New York, Archie Bunker is a True American, just like all those Good NASCAR folks in the Red States. But, it seemed that the editors were always changing the show! It always seemed like Archie was being shown up by his children, or his wife, or his neighbor (a Black Man!). How could the creators invent such a sympathetic character and have him always seem to look like a boob? It must have been some pinko editors 'cutting' the film to change the intent. I mean, there were times that the show seemed to be making a point that ... was.. liberal.

So, even though it seems like the creators were on the right track for a good, Middle American classic, they were foiled by dastardly TV studio executives. And we all know that the TV studios are run by...Them.

But at least we got to watch Archie call a dirty hippy 'MeatHead'. Heehee.

10. National Geographic Specials and Shows. Some of these are okay, when they talk about the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone Park (but even then, you need to ignore the references to 'Evi-lution" and "millions of years"); but many times, they concentrated on Africa, or Australia, or Antartica, or China, or some of those other countries. Not only does this alter the natural emphasis on America that God intended; but it also does not PROPERLY show these other so-called 'countries' as the barren, God-forsaken (literally) wasteholes bereft of any real interest or places to shop. They actually go to improbable lengths to make other places seem hospitable and intriguing, even attractive; thus enticing our young to WANT TO VISIT THEM!! And that could result in children learning a language OTHER THAN AMERICAN, which is Just Not Right. If God hadn't intended for the entire World to speak english (and I mean the American kind, not the degraded version that they speak in England) He wouldn't have created the Bible in King James English.


So there you have it. We spent weeks poring over old TV Guides and Reader' Digest's to determine the worst of a bad bunch; there are many that came close, and I'm sure that you have your own personal favorites to Hate. That's fine; the point is that the persecution of Christians and Conservatives in American Culture has been going on for a long time.

Next time you are participating in a good book- or record-burning, grab some videos of these shows and throw 'em on the pile too!! You'll be a more Special Person if you do!!!