Not the Sharpest tool in the shed

I love the idea of this bozo putting together his crime plan:

Step One: Get Gun
Where? Rob Gun Store
Robbery: Use a knife.

So, Einstein, you're robbing a GUN STORE with a KNIFE? How'd that work out for you?

Jeb'll pardon him though. After all, this guy is part of their BASE.

No wonder the Right wants to disbelieve evolution. Most of the party wouldn't survive natural selection.