Friday, April 28, 2006

Someone to Love

So now that it appears that the Republicans are going to have their own pretty little sex scandal, is it just freaking possible that some of the media might start paying attention to the the pustulent trail of slime, greed, and general misdeeds of the Ruling Class?

It's even a juicy scandal involving prostitution and extortion, not just a lousy consensual hummer in a side room.

I Like the way Bob in Portland Maine puts it in today's Cheers and Jeers:

Let's see, the Republicans are up to their necks in bribery, corruption, greed, vanity and perjury. But something's missing. Something that would make their sleaziness complete. What could that be? Hmm. Ah, yes...Whores!! Oh these guys are good. Verrrry good.

jeez.

Anyway, gotta wait for the Home depot delivery boys to dropoff a bunch of rocks, so the FRT is off my Powerbook. Very different mix from my other units; be interesting to see how this one goes.

12 gigs of music, 2847 songs.


1. Eclipse from the album "Pulse [Disc 2]" by Pink Floyd Roger Waters is touring with HIS version of the Dark Side of The Moon tour. Still in the seventies, I said. What's MORE interesting is that Dick Perry, who played all that sweet sax on the Dark Side Of The Moon, also played on Sigmund Snopeks recent issue of "Trinity SiezeSeesSeas" During the promo work for that album, they played at Linnemann's and dick was there, playing some amazing solos. The funniest thing was Siggy kept calling him back up to play cuz he enjoyed playing with him so much, eventually Dick just yelled out "I don't wanna play no more, Sig! I wanna drink!" what a nice old guy.

2. Into the West from the album "Elvis Murphy's Green Suede Shoes" by Black 47 I love Black 47. Some of the most heartfelt music I've ever seen played. And political like no one's business.

3. Mountains Of Burma from the album "Blue Sky Mining" by Midnight Oil More poltiical music. Saw Midnight Oil at the PAC back in the day. Odd seeing an alternative rock band in the elegant PAC, especially with Peter Garrett's intense visage looming over it all. He's a large liberal.

4. Down In The Ground from the album "Through the Trees" by The Handsome Family Eerie alt country from a former Chicago based band, on, of course, the Bloodshot label. They wrote the Sally Timms classic "Drunk by Noon"

5. When Everybody's Happy from the album "New Times" by Violent Femmes

6. Son of a Bitch from the album "Blinking Lights and Other Revelations" by Eels I am really liking this new one from A Man Called E and his nearly self-named band the Eels. The single "Hey man (now you're really living) is excellent. I hope he comes around nearby,

7. Been Set Free from the album "Straightaways (Warner Bros)" by Son Volt Kind of a nuthin song on what is otherwise a great album. Sounds better in the midst of the other songs.

8. Blue Sky Mine from the album "Blue Sky Mining" by Midnight Oil The danger of such a meager selection. we've got repeats! Well, a repeat artist anyway. It's a good song.

9. Digger Smolken Medley from the album "Clowns In The Sky II" by Mystery Science Theater 3000 Ha! This stuff is great. Musical moments from TV's highest point.

10. Glorious from the album "Pod" by The Breeders

11. Heaven Beside You from the album "Alice In Chains" by Alice In Chains some bonus acoustic-ish grunge.

12 Speed of Life from the album "Modern" by The Buzzcocks


That's it. Enjoy some new music today. Go see a live band tonight.





Best news of the day: Based on an internet quiz, I Am Animal!

That makes sense, actually.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Against the 70's

Is this some kind of a weird Twilight Zone-style dream?

Is my memory of everything after high school just some kind of sham?

We're embroiled in a kind of war/not war against a country that never attacked us.

The President apparently has a widespread secret surveillance program.

Gas prices are making people do crazy things.


And above all, this.

All that's missing is a draft.


Who greenlighted this? Is this some kind of sick joke?

.... Why am I asking you?

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

The Worst Joke Ever

I have heard about conservative humor. Never actually SEEN any, mind you, it seems to be a rare breed. PJ O'Rourke hasn't been funny since he stopped doing drugs and started golfing, and Dennis Miller, the next most touted conservative humorist, broadcast a weapons grade painful TV show, that couldn't even be saved by adding a monkey.

So I was all excited to see a 'humorous' conservative poster (or t-shirt or something) over on Digby's site. Finally! Conservative Funny!

...wait. This seems... not funny. Let's take a look:


KNOW THY ENEMY

Facts About Liberals

The main diet of the liberal is tofu and granola. This makes them puny and easy to throw.
Hey. I'm a big guy. Try to throw me and you'll hurt yourself.

  • Liberals will try to entice you with their twisted logic. Counter with a bitch slap.
Because logic, of course, is impossible to counter without violence. At least for some people.

Isaac Asimov once wrote, “Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.” For some brand new breeds of incompetent, it's apparently the first resort.

Oh, and to be just a bit snippy, do not confuse violence with self defense. Self defense in the actual meaning of the term, not owning guns because you think they're bitchin. Try to bitch slap me and you might just end up with a broken arm. Or neck. Some of the black belt techniques are a bit - final.
  • Hanging a picture of Ronald Reagan over your door will keep liberals from entering.
Actually, the picture of ol Ronald Raygun has nothing to do with it. We just don't like you.
  • Liberals are against nuclear weapons but have yet to suggest a soy-based substitute that can obliterate entire cities.
This is weird. Not really funny, but weird. Let's try one: Conservatives are against gay marriage but have yet to invent a gun that can decorate a loft. No? How about: Conservatives are against abortion but have never proposed a tax break that can keep a woman poor. It's harder than it looks.

  • If you see a fuel-efficient car, it’s probably being driven by a liberal. Run it off the road with your SUV.
This is especially funny now that gas is headed to $4 a gallon. And will be even funnier when the ice caps melt and the oceans are four or five feet higher.
  • Liberals are constantly inflaming the culture war. They seem to forget which side has all the guns.
This seems to be another threat. Culture War. Another paranoid fantasy war on an indeterminate noun.
  • The most dangerous predator of liberals is the real world. They hide from it in college campuses.
As opposed to conservatives who fear the real world and hide from it in large corporations or by moving far away from other people and hoarding guns. (or herding goons). In extreme cases where the real world and real people become impossible to ignore, Conservatives like to blow them up.

  • Inspired by rhyming slogans and giant puppets, liberals sometimes congregate into groups known as “protests.” The purpose of these is unknown.
Conservatives have NEVER gotten the hang of the social arena. Large groups of people are frightening and incomprehensible.

  • Liberals are always whining about tolerance, but when I punch them for that, they get moody. Hey, be tolerant!
“Violence Is The Last Refuge Of The Incompetent” Liberals ALSO believe that the right to swing your arms ends at my nose. But try to punch me pink boy, and I'll put you down. Tolerate a crescent kick at your ear, toad.



Well, that was... icky. I feel slightly soiled. Apparently, this conservative has largely confused humor with violence. Too much Three Stooges at an early age, I think. He internalized the punching as the humorous part. Must have been a hard kid to joke with. “Hey, knock knock” “who's there?” [punch].

Kind of sad, really.

Well, until we see some more of this excellent Conservative Humor, remember, look to Liberals for Teh Funny!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

What Do You Do For Money Honey

When you lose Wall Street, Georgie Boy, you might as well fold.

Bloomberg is reporting that Democrats are outpacing Republicans in attracting political donation from Wall Street sources.

This hasn't happened since 1994. When even the Gordon Geckos are deciding that lunatic Dominionist Incompetents bearing tax breaks for billionaires might, just might, be a less-than-stellar idea for government of the country, it's time to start the exit music. Even insane greedheads who would sell their own testicles to make an extra twenty bucks that they might never spend are slowly, dazedly coming to realize that Our Favorite Republican Nincompoops are pursuing monetary stupidity by pouring billions of dollars down a rathole in Iraq while ballooning the deficit in unprecedented amounts that makes even China wonder if America is a good investment.

Is the Republican Hegemony over yet? Can we get back to governance by people with actual relevant expertise and some amount of responsibility?

Okay, fine, we'll wait to see if they can rig enough Diebold machines to throw the election. Meanwhile, champagne is being served in the Democracy lounge. Enjoy the Fall.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

The Return Of The Golden Guitarist

Jon Langford and his Ship and Pilot band visited the Mad Planet in Milwaukee saturday Night, and of course, rocked the joint.

The set was similar to other stops on the tour, as reported on the Mekons-yahoo. They opened with Lost In America, and played songs going all the way back to Langford's stint with The Three Johns, with the show closer "Death Of The European".

The band was rounded out with longtime collaborator Sally Timms, on Ukelele, shruti box, vocals and deprecatory banter. Jean Cook on violin, Dan Massey, gamely soldiered on drums with a broken foot, and Tony Maimone on bass. A full sound in a small room


Sally apologized for Grant Hart, who had to cancel due to his father having a stroke. They said they had been looking forward to playing with Hart. All night long, "The Laziest Woman In Show Business" Kept trying to end the show so they could hit the road back to Chicago, before she was forced to go into full-bore screaming harpy mode.

They spent the night slagging the venue the night before, which apparently was booked by a Clear Channel station. They said the CC rep was quite nice, with elegant horns a small pitchfork. But the said the barn they played in had atrocious sound, and they were happy to be playing a nice club like the Planet. Yay. Maybe we'll get a Mekons stop on the next go round.

Violinist Jean Cook fit right into Langford's MO, performing rockstar moves to Jon's foil, and providing cool counterpoint to Langford's impassioned, brute-force guitar chording.

Some of my favorite points were Sally's reading of the Handsome Family song "Drunk By Noon" , more rocking than the original; a wonderful version of "Sentimental Marching Song", a superfast version of "Nashville Radio" and all the stuff they played from Skull Orchard.

"Buy It Now"
was ironic, given that Jon's CD was not present. UPS had tried to deliver a box to the bar at 10 AM that morning.

Jon wanted to keep playing, and as I said, Sally wanted to leave. They did several encores, and Jon never really left the stage.

Unfortunately, no "Wild and Blue", and no "Memphis, Egypt". Interestingly, I see from other reports that they are melding Memphis with the Art Brut song "Formed a Band" Brilliant!

Friday, April 21, 2006

Shot With His Own Gun

Welcome to the Popcorn n Whiskey, Let's All Watch The Bush Administration Self -Destruct And Take Us All Down With Them edition of the Friday Random Music Blob.

Reminds me of the latter days of the Nixon misadministration, when ol Dick was visibly deteriorating, and some of his staff discussed ways to keep him from The Briefcase should he decide to play with the pretty buttons in a fit of despondency.

The difference here is our wonderful leader is apparently capable, and fully intends, to push the buttons because he's God's choice to bring on the end times, shades of James Watt. Reports from the WH is that Chimpy is 'unhappy and on edge'.

Oh, that's good. A paranoid megalomaniac dry drunk with power issues and deeply felt xenophobia is unhappy, and discussing military actions. I love this plan! What could possibly go wrong?!

Is there a way we can keep Dominionists and Left Behinders out of positions of authority? If you believe some particular fairy tale about the end of the world, you shouldn't be able to bring it about. Self-fulfilling prophecies and all that.

Anyways, think good thoughts, kiss your loved ones, grab a powerful mind altering substance and sit back to see if we can Live Through Another Cuba.

69 days till Summerfest. Alice Cooper, Elvis, Pearl Jam, Tom Petty, Nine Inch Nails, Bauhaus, Ben Folds, Violent Femmes... The latest announcement of Nickelback certainly brings the average down. With a little luck, the nuculer holocaust can be delayed long enough for one more S-Fest.

On to the music, playing from my trusty iPod today. 49.65 gigs, 12,207 songs. No self auditing or scoring, cuz I like all these songs.

1. Roads Girdle The Globe from the album “Transistor Blast - The Best Of The BBC Sessions (Studio Sessions 1)” by XTC

2. Tokyo Eye from the album “Experimental Jet Set, Trash And No Star” by Sonic Youth Nothing like a little anarchic noise breakdown on a beautiful Friday morning to pep up the day.

3. Madonna Of The Wasps from the album “Queen Elvis” by Robyn Hitchcock Classic psychedelia from an erstwhile punk with a Dylan fetish. If you don't see how that works, you'll never 'get' Robyn Hitchcock.

4. Final Solution from the album “I'll Show You Mine EP” by Ultrasound Ultrasound doing a Pere Ubu cover. Sublime.
5. The Small Print from the album “Absolution” by Muse

6. No More Parades from the album “Straightaways (Warner Bros)” by Son Volt musical godsons of the Mekons, debris from the lauded Uncle Tupelo. I gotta change that file name. Why should the Label be part of the album name? Stupid.

7. The Price of Oil from the album “Peace Not War (Disc 1)” by Billy Bragg Very quiet, intense song from Billy, written before the Iraq invasion and eight times as appropriate right now.

8. Space Pirates from the album “The Life And Crimes Of Alice Cooper (Disc 2)” by Alice Cooper Hey, it's ol' Alice. Used to scare the straights until he came out as a Republican. And a golfer. As long as he fellates a snake at Summerfest, I'm okay with that. If he's no longer debauching animals, he's lost his edge. That's the plain truth, or the fact is as Gary Ruppert will put it.

9. Happy Town from the album “All Shook Down” by The Replacements It says the placemats on the album, but it's really pretty much the first Westerberg solo effort. Works for me though.

10. She Never Let Me Down from the album “Acid Bubblegum” by Graham Parker Now on my favorite Bloodshot Records, Graham is a aging specimen of the Angry Young Man. Luckily, there seems to be a bottomless well of things to make one angry.

11. Hoolywood Bitch from the album “Shangri - La Dee Da” by Stone Temple Pilots A bit of grunge. I t may be dated, but I like grunge. And STP has always had a healthy dose of Cheap Trick in the songs, so it's plusgood.

12. Join The Club from the album “Freedom And Weep” by Waco Brothers Ah, the Wacos! Cash meets Clash. Jonny Langford's other other band. We'll be seeing Langford on Saturday. From all reports, it won't be a drunken mash up like a Wacos set, but the early reports are excellent. He'll be joined by Sally Timms, Tony Maimone, Jessica Billey on violin, and Grant Hart (ex-Husker Du) is opening.

13. Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On) from the album “The Name of This Band Is Talking Heads” by Talking Heads Let's wind this up with a little live Heads from this earlier set, preceding Speaking in Tongues.



That's it, let's hit the bars.

The Big Light




Quoting Bill in Portland Maine:


Looks like somebody closed the bar last night.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Spirals of Paranoia - Canary in a Coalmine

Lovely discussion over at the Kung Fu Monkey.

One day he'll be famous and I can be even more jealous.



Best Bit:

Tyrone: I'm fine with Adobe Acrobat.

John: But you know that long, slow grinding Adobe does every time you open a pdf, like an '88 Ford Escort with a bad tranny? You don't have to wait for that.

Tyrone: I don't mind it's slow. Gives me time to go to the fridge, collect my thoughts ...

John: ... are you saying that Adobe Acrobat is on CPT?

Tyrone: White people, always in a rush, go go go, gotta got your pdf file open now.
It's all good pallies. We are professionals.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Crime In The City

My Favorite Right Wing, Nick is AWOL. In his stead, a fellow named John is guest blogging, and has put in his two cents on the Duke rape case, in two installments. I reproduce them here for two reasons: First, I want to respond to them in depth; and B, If he wants to argue about it, we can do it here, because Nick told us not to burn the place down in his absence. Of course, anyone here who wants to go visit and expand on my points can find the stuff here.

John sez:

Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong could learn a thing or two from the Reverend Al Sharpton. For the memory impaired among you; back in 1987 Tawana Brawley went missing. The a 15-year-old black girl was found four days later covered in dog feces and with racial slurs written on her body.

[Snip...retread of the Tawana Brawley Case. Would be inadmissable in a court of law].

Fast forward to April, 2006. Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong is up for re-election in a racially mixed town. 46 college athletes (members of the Duke University Lacrosse team) are getting together to party. The athletes hired a stripper. The stripper later claims that three of the athletes raped her.

There is no physical evidence she was raped. The stripper claimed she scratched the attackers, but no DNA was found anywhere on her, including under her fingernails. A second stripper at the party has, according to defense attorneys, stated point blank that she does not believe the allegation. The defense claims they have time stamped photos showing typical proceedings of such an event, which shows a stripper doing her job, not being victimized. The police, later the same night, found the stripper passed out from being drunk, but in no immediate need of medical attention.
The defense makes LOTS of claims. That's their jobs. A claim is made above that the second stripper did not beleive the allegation; Please note below that he says the second stripper supports the allegation. In reality, the second stripper vehemently denies saying anything that the defense attorneys claimed she said.

It should be noted that although his next post on the subject contradicts the above assertion that there was no physical evidence that she was raped, he does not admit to being wrong about it.

The statement that no DNA was found on her is indicative of a gross misunderstanding of how evidence, and DNA evidence, works. First of all, DNA is implicit in human cells- to say she had no DNA is to say she isn't human(and we'll get to that implication later). The defense was trumpeting initially inconclusive DNA testing as exoneration, when it's just...inconclusive. Doesn't PROVE anything one way or the other.

Mike Nifong is pressing ahead with his rape case against these athletes. Does he have information not made public? Perhaps one of the athletes is ratting his pals out? Or, is Mike Nifong thinking of his career and his re-election? Is he really going to destroy the reputations and the bank accounts of these young men and their families on a “he said – she said” case?


Of course he has information not made public. He's the friggin DISTRICT ATTORNEY. Not only is he privy to the testimonies and to the victims and accused directly, it's actually, you know, HIS JOB to pursue this case. In addition, there's information available in locations besides Rush Limbaugh and Instaputrid. (Hey, if he can make a crack about the flea collar below, I can take a swipe at ol' Gay Glenn)

Future political career notwithstanding, is it impossible to comprehend that Mr. Nifong may be pursuing this case because he believes a CRIME occurred? You know, that's what you call it when someone breaks the law, even if they are white athletes whose daddies are big time Republicans.

In reality, he said/ she said is often what crime cases come down to. Just this morning, I listened to Joel McNally and Cassandra Cassandra discussing the Jude case, and they said the very same thing. The issue is in a trial, whose story is more believable and SUPPORTED BY FACTS. (Facts are those things that we are constantly obsessed by in the Reality-Based Community).


Mike Nifong had better win this walking away. If he doesn’t, he’ll be this generation’s version of that beloved democratic icon, Al Sharpton.

Someone get Mr. Nifong a flea collar, on standby.


He keeps bringing up Sharpton, trying to discredit the DA by association. Their only similarity? They're black. It's as if I claimed that because Republican Governor Ryan was sentenced to twenty years for corruption, that ALL Republicans are criminals and corrupt... Wait.


Later:


Video of the indicted lacrosse athletes and their names were released today. Reade Seligmann, a sophomore from Essex Fells, N.J., and Collin Finnerty, a sophomore from Garden City, N.Y. are now at the mercy of the North Carolina justice system. Both athletes made $400,000 bail.

NBC’s Today Show showed three of the time-stamped photos that defense attorneys claim clear their clients of any wrongdoing in this rape case. The one photo of the stripper was pixilated so that her face was not discernable. Presumably this is to protect her identity. The NBC reporter claimed the stripper in the picture is smiling as she left the ‘scene of the crime’. He also claimed she had left once that night, and then returned to the house to retrieve a shoe she dropped.

What does Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong have? The stripper claims that she left the house after exchanging harsh words with some of the athletes, she was then lured back into the house, then taken to a bathroom and subjected to a brutal thirty minute rape by three of the athletes.

Unless you are party to the sealed indictment, you have no idea what the preliminary evidence shows, and neither do I. The DA does, and so does the judge who issued the indictment- I presume the defense attorneys do also.

Incidentally, Steve Gilliard reports that one of the defense lawyers is a high priced attorney, Bob Bennett. Of course, being paid for by someone's daddy (but being portrayed as defending Duke' “honor”). Goes without saying that the victim is not going to have such a highly regarded legal counsel. Yet another example of how this case is exposing the differences in class, gender, and race.

Steve G has much more (all culled from Google and the internet- astonishing how much info you can find outside of Righist squawkers)
Here. It's worth looking through, if just to see how much is being left out of the news reports.
Which brings up the question: what physical evidence would such a thirty-minute ordeal leave on the woman’s body? Semen, obviously, but what about scratches, bruises, vaginal bruising and/or contusions?
No information of the stripper’s physical condition has been released. Could the young woman’s condition back up her claims? Is Nifong proceeding on physical evidence in his vigorous prosecution of this case?
Contrary to what you John states, at least part of the medical report has been reported. From a lengthy discussion at Pandagon: there is a medical repot that states “signs, symptoms, and injuries consistent with being raped and sexually assaulted vaginally and anally,”
And really, what sort of woman would suffer a rape attack, and then return later to retrieve a lost shoe?
Obviously, my friend, a woman who wants her shoe back. Couple of thoughts: witnesses describe the strippers as leaving, then returning, and based on what I've read, THIS is when the assault occurred. So she went back for the shoe BEFORE the assault occurred. Also, the woman obviously was not as economically fortunate as some of us, maybe, just maybe she could ill afford to lose a shoe- stripper heels probably aren't cheap.

It is pretty well known among doctors and women's rights groups that reactions to sexual assault are extremely varied. Some women fall completely apart- some become very controlled and unemotional. I say, until you and I are raped, ,we don't have much authority to claim that a woman is exhibiting the proper post-assault behavior. I think you've got the ORDER of events wrong, in any case.


Stay tuned.

Oh, we will John, we will. And can I be assured that should the case turn out to be true, that you will issue a heartfelt mea culpa?

what is it about this case that so instantly raises the hackles of RightBloggers? I mean, almost instantly comparisons to the Brawley case were oozing out. Why? Because the victim is black, and the alleged attackers white? Is it that there have been no rape cases in the last fifteen years, or just that there have been so few fraudulent cases? Why the sudden desire to portray the white boys as victims?

Is it that the accused are white, or that they're rich? Do we see the same rabid defense when a black athlete is accused of rape? I don't recall it. Actually, my recollection is more of a dog pile, with vermin like Rush talking about 'these people' and otherwise employing their favorite coded language to imply that you can't expect anything else, that blacks are little better than animals. Same old Southern strategy.

So why the rush to claim the woman is lying and the athletes are being falsely accused? Yes, yes, I know, innocent until proven guilty, but that refers to court proceedings, and to get to that point, someone has to be accused and tried in a court of law. Hence, indictments and arrests.

At least initially, there seems to be good reasons to suspect several of the guys involved. Neighbors report constant, ongoing problems with drunkenness and behavior associated with the house and the lacrosse team. A couple of the guys have had other brushes with the law, including assault. Also, conspicuously absent from John's outline above is an email one of the captains wrote, stating that he wanted to get a couple of strippers to the party and kill and eat them. Witnesses support that racially charged insults were being yelled from the house.

Incidentally, one of JJ's points in his rehash of the Brawley case was the cost to the unjustly accused to defend himself. In this case, the two initial indictments had bail set at $400,000 (also by the by: when a judge sets high bail, part of the reason is that he finds credible preliminary evidence of guilt), which they promptly paid. As they point out at Pandagon, this means Mommy and Daddy had no problem pulling at least $40,000 each out of thin air to help Juniors not spend a night in lockup. Personally, if it was my kid, I'd say ask your dick for bail cuz it got you into this, and until it can get you out, you can damn well spend your time in jail. But I digress- my point here is that the suspects come from very well to do families, which DOES make this crime at last partially about class and entitlement.

Yes, they might not be guilty. And they might. That's for the court case and jury to decide.

Incidentally, I was a juror for a rape case several years ago. In fact, I was Chairperson. I was a bit taken aback at how thoroughly people had internalized the standard arguments against a rape case. “She was asking for it” “He couldn't control himself” “She didn't seem to be too upset about it.”

In our case, the victim was thirteen years old at the time of the crime (although she was nearly eighteen when the court case happened) and her assailant was nearly thirty. during the trial, it seemed that the prosecution did not have a plethora of information, and it also seemed that the judge was a bit biased against the defense attorney. Nevertheless, after a bit of deliberation, we managed to disregard these issues to evaluate the evidence we were given. It did, indeed, very nearly boil down to he said/she said.

We returned a guilty verdict. Afterward, the judge asked us to remain in the jury room for a bit; he came in afterward. We found out that the girl was so much older because the rapist had developed into a bit of jailhouse lawyer and had had his case brought to trial four times previously, this was the fifth. This also explained the young woman's composure- she had been through it enough to have been composed on the stand (and don't think some jurors didn't hold that composure against her). The rapist couldn't find an attorney willing to take the case one more time, so the judge actually asked a favor of a personal friend to be defense attorney, thus the apparent bias in the form of unwillingness to entertain bs from the attorney. And finally, he knew that although the rapist had been successful in having much of the evidence against him (More than we were allowed to see) not allowed, he congratulated us and thanked us for being able to still discern guilt.

What I'm saying is that the truth will not be decided by Rush and InstaPuck, no matter how much they whinge. And although they are trying to deflect the attention to the DA and the woman (she's a stripper! How shameful!), it is by the very nature of its participants, going to be about class, and race, and sexism, and entitlement. In fact, regardless of the outcome, it can be a place to start discussing these things.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

You Can't Hold On Too Long



I know this is going to drive Zelmo crazy. Ahh, if I lived my life by worrying about not irritating others, I'd never leave my bedroom.

Last night on The Colbert report, Stephen Colbert had Ric Ocasek on to support his rant about walking on water (Based on an old Cars video). In the end, they pulled out the Put On Notice Board to add The Journal of Professional Limnology, and Colbert asked as a gesture, if Ocasek had anybody he wanted to put On Notice.

Ric kind of grinned goofy, and said, “How about Todd Rundgren?”

Comedy gold, I tells ya! The audience didn't seem to get it, but I was rollin. (maybe it was that cigarette...)

So anyways, I was listening to the Cars today, and on a couple of the old songs, I could see where the Runt's voice would fill in just fine. So I downloaded a couple of the new songs, and they work pretty darn well, thankyouverymuch.

It's just luck that they aren't coming round here. Otehrwise I'd probably go, and have to endure the ridicule of IMS Zelmo.

But, jeez, couldn't they work up a different name?

Cats vs Dogs

Not much to say today. Bush rearranges the deck chairs, while we've got to try and get a couple of projects ou the door to concentrate on our next fair size one....

So here. Just as the conservatives predicted, this is how liberalism ends. See- Human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together- Mass Hysteria!






No really, if Mieshka and Toby can do it, there's hope.

Monday, April 17, 2006

The Man Comes Around

OnMIlwaukee gives the mic to Jon Langford:


http://onmilwaukee.com/music/articles/langford.html?8429

It is true, the legend visits Milwaukee this weekend, and we've screwed up our schedule to be able to make it. If I get over my hero worship, I hope to swig some brew with the most prolific artist of any kind, bar none.

Writer, cartoonist, painter, punk, musician, producer, socialist. Father and husband, no less.

Lou Reed sells scooters. The Sex Pistols cashed in. The Clash died out. Fuck Bono. This is the real deal.

All That Money Wants

Gripe as he may about the pernicious influence of 527s (And Nick, the McCain Feingold Act didn't create 527s, it just closed another loophole that made them more attractive. Little Hint: The reason that most Republicans worry about the influence of 527s? Because they tend to use their influence for Democrats. No complaints about K Street, right? which benefits Republicans exclusively. But I digress), The real influence, Nick, is seen where there's money to be made.

And there's money to be made off of slot machines. Therefore, it is essential that they be regulated to within an inch of their lives. If the marks - er, patrons- don't have confidence that the machines are properly regulated, they won't play.

Of course, that doesn't matter as much to the powers that be when it comes to voting machines. There's more regulation on a slot machine than a Diebold voting machine.

Not that there would be any incentive for the People Who Hold The Strings to have easily hacked voting machines, would there? especially given that in areas where Diebold machines are used, voting patterns appear that are at odds with voting history, polls, and trends? And that the software itself is a trade secret, so any back doors or external accesses are unknown to the Voting Authorities?

Naahhh. It's just much more important to America that we have functional slot machines than a functional democracy. It is consistent- in both cases, there are rubes to be fleeced.

Or am I being cynical?

Friday, April 14, 2006

Bring Me The Rest Of Alfredo Garcia

Friday Random Ten,

Baby panda edition.



1. Wide and Long from the album “The Nice Outfit” by The Nice Outfit Good local band we saw open for the Figgs a while ago.

2. Strange Fruit from the album “The Executioner's Last Songs, Vol. 2” by Various Artists A song about hangin from an album to opposed the death penalty. It's called irony.

3. Stairway To Heaven from the album “Little Queen” by Heart Well. Not much to say on this one. Not “Hairway to Steven” Or even “Stairwell to Hell”. It was a cool song once. That's what they tell me.

4. Start Credits from the album “Palais (Disc 1)” by The Figgs The Figgs! The Figgs!
5. Career Opportunities from the album “Sandinista! (Disc 2 of 2)” by The Clash Nice Seque.

6. The Woman Downstairs from the album “Through the Trees” by The Handsome Family

7. Come To California from the album “Blue Sky On Mars” by Matthew Sweet Sweet's go a new album coming out.

8. Private Idaho from the album “Party Mix/Mesopotamia” by The B-52s

9. 02_Moment In Paradise from the album “Zoom” by Electric Light Orchestra One for Silent Mike

10. Pomegranate from the album “Pomegranate” by Poi Dog Pondering



That's it. Busy day. Holiday weekend. Everyone's gone.


Bush sucks.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Hot Rox Avec Lying Sweet Talk

I've been reading Tom Tomorrow's latest book “Hell In A Handbasket, A memoir of the Worst Years Of Our Lives”. There is one particular cartoon, that details the run up to the invasion of Iraq, the rapid claims of victory, and the descent into chaos, and the repeat of the helter skelter runup to attacking...Iran.

The stomach churning irony here? The cartoon was published in 2003.

Not ones to exhibit any particular self-knowledge, the incompetents, idealogues, and savage brutes of the Bush Administration are walking exactly the path described in the cartoon, and followed in those desperate days of 2003 with respect to Iraq. Twisting information to create panic and blind frenzy in a quest for support, even to use nuclear weapons (!)

The latest report being breathlessly spread throughout the Mighty Wurlitzer is, of course, the Iranians crowing about enriching uranium. Of course, considering that America has demonstrated that we WILL attack countries without nuclear weaponry (Afghanistan, Iraq) and AVOID countries that have them (North Korea) it is certainly understandable that Iran would do everything in their power to give the impression that they have joined the Nuclear Club.

So, Iran is minutes away from having Nuclear weapons, and scary scary booogah boogah boo!


Well, not so much.



what the bell -ringers and shills for the war-mongers are not telling, is that nuclear weaponry is just a bit more complicated than a backyard pipe bomb.

There is enriching uranium, and then there is the highly enriched uranium necessary for an operable weapon. Turns out what the Iranians have accomplished is a wee bit short of that goal: About 99% short.

What Juan Cole explains in that link up there is that proper weapons grade enrichment of at least 80%, would require a series of 16,000 centrifuges. Iran has about 180. If you were walking a mile, that's 53 feet. Returning a kickoff from the end zone, that's ONE YARD. On your average workday, less than 5 minutes.

So, is it possible for that supposedly liberal media to actually report on this? Nah, war is way too much fun. Let's go! Hurry up and BOMB something!!

Let's just slow down a bit, can we? Since the last time we were rushed into an unnecessary war worked out so poorly?

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Beer Ain't Drinkin'

For those of you with stout hearts and virtuous minds, I will be visiting the Fine Americans that host the Milwaukee chapter of Drinking Liberally at Club Garibaldi, Wednesday at 7 PM. If you live in Milwaukee, you should dam well know where Club G is.

We're going to ask for donations to send a bottle of Single Malt to Preznit George.

Sunday Morning

The Lawrence Welk Show- The unreleased tapes.


tek it avay, bouyss.

ah one and ah two and...

Monday, April 10, 2006

Your Number Is One

We all know that the Number of The Beast is 666.

Or 616, if you interpret the text slightly differently.


Here are a bunch of related numbers:

660 = Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast
666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr = Billing Rate of The Lawyer of The Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
333 = The semi-Christ

quite happily appropriated from The Straight Dope. More information Here.

Waiting for The Bus

...Because they're gonna throw Dick Cheney under the wheels:


NYT says Senior Official Confirmed Bush Ordered Leak


It certainly looks like they're circling the wagons around the Prez, keeping a firewall between him and Scooter...and that Firewall is DeadEye Dick.

Really, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Unfortunately, what will get lost in the hoo-rah is that Bush, when all is said and done, ordered the leak for political reasons. As Skippy pointed out in his letter, it is completely in keeping with Rove and Bush's MO - Rove got kicked off the BUSH 41 election team for that kind of behavior, but apparently 43 has a much more acquired taste for the slime 'n' smear.

Needle and the Damage Done

Read something tonight that struck painfully close to home.

Skippy has a letter to Bush up at his joint, that pleads with the President to consider the results of his leaking, and lying, and his desperate desire to be seen as a manly 'war president', and the destruction he's created in the crazy rush to bomb and invade a country that had not, and in fact was not going to threaten or harm us.

It made me think of an incident from back in high school. At the time, I was hanging with some of the 'farmer' boys from out of town, and a couple of jocks, since I had a short lived and nearly totally inept career in high school basketball. One day, in the brief period before class, several of these guys were taunting a kid from one of the smaller town, who had a slight harelip. enough to be an outcast, I guess.

In a misguided effort to be part of the kewl kids, and to my great regret ever since, I joined in. Itchy (for such was the nickname this poor unfortunate received) correctly perceiving that I was the weakest member of the group, finally turned and struck out, breaking my nose.

I confess I don't really remember any response. Afterward, others told me that I grabbed him by his neck, and started to choke him, even lifting him off the floor. I imagine that in pain and madness I struck out blindly, looking to hurt and maybe even kill. Luckily, of course, it didn't go that far, and we were separated. In a post mortem while waiting for our punishment, we even managed to understand each other, a little bit and become friends of a sort.


But it makes me think of the bombings of 9-11, and the war in Iraq.

America was struck, and bloodied, painfully. Whether justified or not, it hurt deeply. In pain and fear, we wanted to strike out. We wanted to draw blood in return. In the blood fear of the time just after the attacks, the emotions and reactions of the country were manipulated and taken advantage of by deeply cynical power junkies who saw an opportunity to effect their wildest desires. To exploit this temporary blindness in pursuit of otherwise insane political maneuvering.

They used America's pained desire to take revenge to misdirect the result. To strike at a country that had not damaged us, could not even make believable threats.


As skippy points out, the recent revelations that Bush directed the dissemination of classified information for political reasons, to disguise the fact that he and others in the cabal had manipulated and distorted information to justify a blind, angry reaction aimed at the wrong target.


I don't think that beating up on somebody who didn't deserve it is something that we will be able to proud of.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Face The Music

Okay, lighten up Francis. Time for the Friday Random whatever, the ongoing futile saga of an insecure middle aged man's quest to prove that he still has some modicum of coolness.

Dedicated to nobody but me this week, baby. This one's all mine.



1. Death or Glory from the album “London Calling” by The Clash Shit. great song. Great start. And as an added bonus, in the Modern, High Tech Paranoid World, sing along and you go to jail! Bonus! “I believe in this/ it's been tested by research/ He who fucks nuns/ will later join the Church” My friend Ror got kicked off a college radio station for playing this song.

2. For What It's Worth from the album “Feedback” by Rush Another one for me. Although the best version of this song was probably done by the Muppets on the old Muppet Show, complete with idiotic hunters shooting at random, eventually bringing down a tree and a tractor. I can swear I saw Dead Eye Dick Cheney in there.

3. Prince of Darkness - The Big Zombie from the album “I Have Been to Harehills and Back- A Tribute to the Mekons” by Various Artists A private tribute album put together by the Mekons yahoo list. Two for me.

4. I Wanna Be Your Dog (Live) from the album “I Wanna Be Your Dog (Sessions@AOL) - Single” by Iggy Pop

5. Desperado from the album “American IV: The Man Comes Around” by Johnny Cash We watched “Walk The Line” last weekend, so I've been listening to a fair amount of The Man In Black. What's his name did a decent job as Johnny, but couldn't match that deep, biblical tone that send shivers down your spine and makes your arm hair stand up.

6. The Nights The Lights When Out In Georgia - Vic Chestnutt from the album “Star Power” by Various Artists - Pravda Records Vic Chesnutt is an obscure genius. I first got turned on to his music through a benefit album for his medical costs (another musician who can't get health insurance). One drawback to Universal Health Care would be that musicians wouldn't have the need to do all these benefit albums when their compatriots get sick.

7. All Over Now from the album “Ultimate Collection” by Aimee Mann Aimee Mann is great, but she was overshadowed by her husband Michael Penn.

8. Forest Fire from the album “Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust, Inc.” by Dead Kennedys Jello threatens the California bourgeiousie (someone check if I spelled that right)

9. Shame from the album “Adore” by Smashing Pumpkins

10. Parking Lot from the album “Today” by Galaxie 500 Very cool Velvet influenced alternative music


And some bonus tunes, because again, this FRT is all about ME:

11. My God from the album “Aqualung” by Jethro Tull I like it for the lyrics:

People -- what have you done --
locked Him in His golden cage.
Made Him bend to your religion --
Him resurrected from the grave.
He is the god of nothing --
if that's all that you can see.
You are the god of everything --
He's inside you and me.
So lean upon Him gently
and don't call on Him to save you
from your social graces
and the sins you used to waive.
The bloody Church of England --
in chains of history --
requests your earthly presence at
the vicarage for tea.
And the graven image you-know-who --
with His plastic crucifix --
he's got him fixed --
confuses me as to who and where and why --
as to how he gets his kicks.
Confessing to the endless sin --
the endless whining sounds.
You'll be praying till next Thursday to
all the gods that you can count.
12. Add It Up from the album “Violent Femmes (Live 1982)” by Violent Femmes This is about the time I first saw the Femmes. Another one for me, who'd'a thunk it? More punk attitude in one song than Blink 182 could ever manage in a career's worth of albums.

13. I Never Did Like Planes from the album “Georgia Hard” by Robbie Fulks I love me some Robbie Fulks. Catch him if you can, he's a rocking country star on the Bloodshot roster.



Thirteen works for me. So that's another Friday. Since it was all about me, I'd give this one a ten, maybe even one louder and go to eleven.


Go do something stupid, dangerous, or illegal, and Come back here and report on it.

Lies of Hate

One of the advantages that the Christopathic Moralist crowds have in pushing their anti-women agenda is that for certain aspects, their true goals sound like insane conspiracy theories. Which, of course, they are.

One of their goals is strict control, if not outright elimination, of any meaningful birth control. The underlying reasons for this are probably not easy to summarize. For some men, I 'd guess the ability to control women is important; after reading some of the rantings from the AFA or Concerned Women of America, it is pretty easy to see that a certain faction just want to punish the sluts who have non-approved sex.

Yeah, I know, this is where it sounds crazy, right? Because it sounds reasonable to oppose abortion for moral reasons, but 'that doesn't apply to birth control'

However, sometimes the mask slips and the truer mask of priggish hatred peeks out. One good example of this is the opposition to the HPV vaccine, which would prevent something on the order of 80% of the cases of cervical cancer, which is distressingly often fatal.

However, in order to be effective, the vaccine has to be administered at a relatively early age.

No Brainer, right? But the crusading moralists oppose this because - get this - it will imply license to be promiscuous. No, that's really the argument.

Is there any clearer proof that these folks see this as another way of punishing others for having sex? No way an inoculation received at 8 or 10 is going to have any appreciable effect on the behavior 6 or 8 years down the road; the only real effect would be preventing women from dying. Bloodthirsty moralizing bastards.

Want another example? Okay here goes. Scientists have come very close to developing a workable HIV prevention pill, and hope to go into production soon. Guess what? The damnable moralizing crusaders have already started oozing out of the woodwork. Stephen Bennett, repressed homosexual pretending to be cured, now wishes all his former friends and lovers dead rather than having sex. You know, ignore the fact that AIDS is not limited to homosexuals. Ignore the idea that maybe gays should be able to have sex without dying. If Bennett has to force down his retch long enough to stick it in a woman, so can the rest of the gay population, under threat of death. That would certainly bring the priesthood numbers back up, wouldn't it?

But finally, and this is where I started hitting the rant button, is the opposition to the Plan B Emergency Contraception pill. The squint-eyed moralists have been screaming about 'abortion pills' and 'over the counter abortions' since before the pill was released, and have successfully portrayed it as an abortifacient.

Hot News Flash: It Isn't.

One of my favorite science writers, DarkSyde over at Daily Kos, has an excellent post up about the opposition to Plan B (and birth control in general) explaining it. If you click that link above, you can read my Hero PZ Myers' explanation, clear enough even for some of the dimmer Christian Fascists, on how the ovulation cycle works, how birth control works, and why Plan B is a specialized birth control medication. As an added plus, he manages to put together such delightful turns of phrase as “...the moment her ovaries happen to pop a follicle.”

To pull another quote (but go read the whole darn thing. Hard science is invigorating in the morning. It smells... like victory):

...the opposition to Plan B makes it glaringly, brilliantly clear that this isn't about the sanctity of life at all: it's all about controlling a woman's ovaries. She will not be allowed to tamper with the timing of ovulation.

The ugly intent of the right wing fundies is unmasked right here, with no phony piety to hide their goals. They want the power to regulate a woman's physiology against her will

Keep in mind what DS says at the end of that piece: There is a way to protect people's ability to make medical reproductive decisions a private matter between partners and their medical practitioners: They're called Democrats. Remember that when you go vote.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Circle City (Mekons vs. Peace Love Hooligans)

The past couple of years have been good ones to be a Mac User. Gone are the days when the press couldn't bring themselves to type the word Apple without joining it with 'beleagured'. OS X has become the finest operating system in the world, having already incorporated innovations that Microsoft keeps dropping out of the next iteration of Windows in an attempt to even bring the thing into production. The hardware is shiny, and nearly maintenance free. And the iPod and iTunes have changed music delivery forever, as well as keeping my Apple stock in very good shape. Sales of Macs are up 40%, and margins remain high. The company has a multi billion dollar cash warchest.

Most telling, though, people no longer express much surprise when they see me pull a Powerbook out for a presentation, or stop by the office and see the banks of Macs running our systems. That, to me, indicates that Apple has changed people's perceptions of the computers in general, so they are no longer an anomaly, but simply an alternate choice, like picking a car. Which is much closer to the real situation than the FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) assertion about Windows dominance due to market share. Apple doesn't compete with Microsoft: they've always sold more computers than Bill Gates.

But along with some other very strategic decision in recent years, Apple decided to abandon the struggling IBM PowerPC chip for INtel. IBM focused their development on their embedded processors, and the heavier duty chips stalled; the performance advantage the RISC chips originally held over Intel chips evaporated as Intel kept up their pace of development. However, small deal; a Mac is not reducible to a particular chip, but it's the integration of hardware and software, elegance, reliability of the whole system that makes for the experience.

Now, Apple has sealed the deal. While Microsoft struggles to update Windows in a meaningful way (or, for that matter, to secure it), Apple has made another strategic move to increase their market share. They've created Macs that boot Windows XP.

This is a jaw dropping move, that will solidify Apple's increasing sales without threatening Microsoft in any way. After all, you still have to buy a copy of Windows. Actually, if Microsoft is smart, they will make an OSX native version of Windows.

It won't affect die hards of either platform (looking at you , Zelmo. You too, Silent Mike). Apple users will just buy the Apple hardware and go on their merry way. Windows die-hards will continue to say that Macs are just pretty, or fine for graphics, but not real computers, or just exult in being able to change their own hard drives or home build their own for $400 (only if their personal time is worth about 3 cents per hour).

But taken by itself, it simply removes another objection from computer buyers who might consider a Mac, but feel there's some specific Windows software they can't do without. I suspect these buyers will find themselves booting into Windows less and less, until one day, when their forced to (again) reinstall Windows to clear out a virus or other Malware (OSX will remain unaffected) they'll just decide not to reinstall it. A lot of fence sitters no longer have a fence.

The biggest danger here is that Apple will become too successful. They've proven (twice now) that they can do what Microsoft can't: drastically update their hardware and operating system, bringing all their users along, without losing their entire customer base to dissatisfaction. Microsoft engineers admit that they can't update Windows because the legacy baggage creates too much drag and bloat, and they are terrified that if their customers have to upgrade too much, they will abandon the platform.

But Apple is a corporation, too. If they become a dominant player, with a near-monoploy hold on the market, I have little illusion that they will not become a vicious bullying predator like Microsoft. It's how corporations work; it's what they are designed to do.

So, anybody that's reading this, do me a favor. If you have any input into a corporation or other large buyer of computer systems, I am sure that in coming time you will face someone who encourages upgrading to Macs. They will be armed with proof that Macs are cheaper to run, last longer, easier and more productive to use, and safer. Please help me to keep Apple to limited market share by discouraging these ideas in any way possible. Resort to all the old Lies, FUD, and distortions about Macs (you can find them on any Mac web site that has the rebuttals). Do what you have to, but make sure that Macs remain a minority, so I can keep using mine in peace and security.

Thanks. Now go update your security software.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

For Whom The Bell Tolls

I've resisted posting anything about the utter collapse of Tom Delay in the face of imminent multiple convictions, because so many other places have been doing such a swell job of slicing and dicing the man. Bu then I read something:

“This whole thing about not kicking someone when they are down is BS – not only do you kick him – you kick him until he passes out – then beat him over the head with a baseball bat – then roll him up in an old rug – and throw him off a cliff into the pounding surf below!!!!” – DeLay right-hand Michael Scanlon (yes, that Michael Scanlon, the Jack Abramoff buddy who used to work for The Hammer) in an email during the Clinton impeachment trial.
As ye sow, so shall ye reap, eh? So pile on, campers! It's what Tom Delay would do!

Campus progress (from whence I obtained that quote) has a great list of top ten Delay quotes. It's a nice compendium of the bile that's been dribbling from this asshat's pie-hole for years.

Tom Delay. Indictment couldn't happen to a nicer guy. The man who, more than any other, is responsible for the Republican K Street project, turning the American government from a run of the mill bed of mild corruption, to a veritable drive-thru shopping center for corporate interests and power brokers, while at the same time crippling the Democratic opposition by forcing donors, many of whom habitually gave donations to both political parties to cover any eventuality, to restrict their donations to Republicans. As well as providing for the softest of landings to operatives who become so tainted and foul that they must leave public life, again, as long as they're Republicans.

To paint it in a brighter picture, Tom may be the inadvertent author of some hope: when all the indictments, jail time, and resign-in-disgrace moments come down and the Wrath is Served, the scope and magnitude of the foul stench he served up faithfully may be enough for the American Electorate to demand publicly financed elections. Delay, Abramoff and the long list of rightwing shills currently being dug out of their stinking holes will serve to prove beyond a shadow of any doubt the corrupting influence of money. Who knows, we may even have the idea that Money = Free Speech discredited for once and all. Even that idea that Corporations are entitled to the same rights as a real breathing Person. But then, I'm an Optimist.

As several websites have pointed out, Delay's most recent scum sucking behavior is actually tied up in his own resignation: he gets to use his campaign war chest for his legal fees. So all the people who donated money to the Republican party, and the money got shifted to Delay, or who donated for his re-election, now get to watch their donations get used for attempting to keep his skiving ass out of the pokey.

It is only now, when the indictments and convictions are coming within nipping distance, that this thuggish arm twisting goon decides to back down. He claims he doesn't want to inflict a dirty campaign on his constituents, which is laughable. Tome Delay, for whom a Dirty Campaign is like water to a fish, has never given a rat's ass about his constituents unless they were corporate donors. In reality, the legal entanglements are coming perilously close to snaring members of his family, which is apparently where Tom's conscience suddenly squirms to life. The smart folks over at FireDogLake make a convincing case that he's setting the stage for a deal which will keep his wife and son out of jail. As has been said, follow the money and the money is oozing out of their pores also. Fellow Travelers in a Caravan of Corporate Whores.

It would be so easy to go one, and to keep slapping that smug bastard to within an inch of his crawling life.
As ever, the Rude One has a nice juxtaposition of the obsequieous brown nosing Tom Delay has received from our MIA Press Corpse throughout his slimy career.


Well, good bye to the BugMan, and Good Riddance. But like any serious Curse, I have a sinking feeling that Tom Delay's appearances in Democracy's nightmares are far from over. The lure and addiction to Power and Violence is far too strong for someone as minimally gifted as Delay- returning to stepping on bugs and pulling the wings off of flies will not give the same frisson. So while we may move on to the Republican Criminal du Jour, rest assured Tom will be finding a new Think Tank stone to hide under or Religious Organization bog to squelch about in, and from which to continue to torment Democracy and Bedevil America.


EDIT: the perfect Picture Here. I'm speechless in admiration.

Monday, April 03, 2006

The Picture of Agreeability

True dialogue:

He: "Huh. I never knew that Jim Sensenbrenner was heir to Kotex money."

She: "Really? That must be why he's on the rag all the time."